allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

theanti90smovement:

wqat:

blow-some:

Zayn Malik blazin it 

Zayn Malik is over 20 years old.

are people over 20 years old not allowed to blaze it anymore? is there an age cut off for blazingit?

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

isnt:

dveon:

this is me pretending to be a dad who doesn’t know how to use his phone

hey dad

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

I used to… have someone I mean. But that’s over now. It’s gone.

You know what that’s like, don’t you?

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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musicstomyears:

Clean Bandit - Rather Be (ft. Jess Glynne)

sickbrat:

i was too kinky for that boy anyway